; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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