Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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