i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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