There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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