She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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