The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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