Christians are straight up FREAKS
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You may now shotgun with the bride
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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