I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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