Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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