I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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