Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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