I heard we made out
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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