I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is wine microwaveable?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Is it penis luge time yet?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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