I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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