what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
