Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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