i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Randomize
