Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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