You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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