i don't like sucking hair
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
