Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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