Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you traded sex for a burrito?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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