By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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