mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
