I just threw up on my dentist
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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