There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Randomize
