David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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