He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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