Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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