The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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