Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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