i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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