Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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