everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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