yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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