wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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