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i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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