How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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