In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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