Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I am available for nakedness
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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