omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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