After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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