The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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