THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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