Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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