thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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