Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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