You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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