Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
