belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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